22 Bizarre Thoughts You Suddenly Start Having When You Turn 22
“Maaaybe instead of paying my loans back with money, I can ask the loan people if I can mow their lawns from now until eternity.”
I Got A Tattoo Instead Of Killing Myself
The air felt heavy. I had flashes of my best friends laughing. I had flashes of the darkness. I got off the floor, and I got into my car.
When You Lose Someone You Never Had
There are so many tomorrows you haven’t had yet. It’s an end to something you haven’t even had a real chance to start. This is the hardest thing to let go of: the thing you never really had.
Why I Won’t Be Taking My Future Husband’s Last Name
I have always belonged to myself, and I wasn’t sure he liked that idea. Though at one point, I was madly and passionately in love with him, I still always belonged to myself.
10 Cartoon Characters You’d Definitely Hook Up With If They Were Real
When Simba and Nala have that intimate moment with Sir Elton John softly playing in the back, my young self got very, very confused. Like, should this be sexy? Is this sexy?!
When You’re Just Another Lost 20-Something
But the truth is not knowing what you’re doing can make the strangers tongue taste like a noose, and not whisky.
25 Bizarre Snapchats All Girls Are Guilty Of Sending
Proving You Are Still Alive Even If You Don’t Leave Your House For 72 Hours
10 Perfect Gifts For The Hopeless Romantic In Your Life
The Notebook is the ultimate hopeless romantic wet dream. Two words: Ryan. Gosling.
10 Types Of People You’ll Meet At A Suburban Yuppy Boutique
She has 17,000 kids with her and doesn’t even remember why she came into the store to begin with. She looks like she could use a massive hug, or maybe a year long vacation.
10 Insane Things I Experienced As A Children’s Birthday Party Performer
You would THINK that the father of the child I was hired to entertain would treat me with some level of respect, right? I mean, his wife is in the next room and I’ve spent the past hour bonding with his daughter, so it would be ridiculous for Daddio to hit on me.