Why procrastination is such an innate behavioral tendency is beyond me, but I think we can agree that it gets the best of all of us. Here’s a list of highly effective ways you can procrastinate that big, intellectually hefty project you’ve already been avoiding for a nerve-racking amount of time.
Here is the insecure person’s sarcastic guide to interpersonal interaction. 100% of this guide is to be taken in jest, and 100% of it will help the insecure person completely alienate himself from those who actually think he’s a pretty cool dude.
In China scientists have achieved wonders by mating a zebra with a donkey. We’re currently unsure why this experiment was performed, but fuck it, the offspring – aptly named the “zonkey” or the “donkra” – is extremely cute.
The Huffington Post recently ran a crowdsourced-type venture in which readers could create their own religion. The idea’s not bad – not bad at all; all religions have to start somewhere, right? Well, there’s already been a significant response, and I’m compelled to do the same, only here on Thought Catalog.
“Existential awareness” will denote a certain, conscious recognition characterized by a) consistently reminding oneself of the impermanence of oneself, others, and matter, b) the belief that cause and effect and the laws of physics govern reality, c) God and other supernatural beings are myth, and d) the universe does not actively “prefer” or “decide,” rather, it “unravels.”
WTF. Shouldn’t this money be tied up in investments or something? Apparently, Dealbreaker stumbled upon this viral piece of gold in East Hampton, proving that, as NYMag had to say, the people in East Hampton are as rich as everyone secretly guesses they are.
Yesterday I wrote about the things that I regret about college. Today, I’ve written about five things I don’t regret.
Hindsight is 20/20, and while I can’t completely regret anything I’ve done because I’m relatively satisfied with who and where I am – if I’m realistic about it – I might choose do some things over in my life knowing what I know now, if I could. For example, some decisions I made in college. Here are five.
Gay marriage was passed in New York last night, 33 – 29 on the Senate floor. New York is now the largest state to pass gay marriage, doubling the amount of gay Americans who are legally allowed to marry. Hooray!
Obviously, what we have here is a dress fashioned to look like a two to three foot-long vagina, and I guess… it’s feminist, at least according to urlybits, although I wouldn’t be able to explain exactly how. I’m not sure where this originally came from but, oh yeah – I was leaving anyway. I’m suddenly overcome with the need to stop looking at the internet. See you guys tomorrow.