She had messaged me from Lovelab a short message that was just something like “hi, you’re interesting,” or something vague like that. I looked at her dating profile and it seemed mostly innocuous and her picture looked alright, but was generally just difficult to discern.
I have this problem with my girlfriend. She seems to get mad about the stupidest things. They don’t even make sense to me. Like, they don’t seem to make any logical sense. Seriously. So I don’t know how to address her problems – instead I just get frustrated and angry and her try to make her see that she’s not being logical at all. But she doesn’t understand, she just gets more pissed. What can I do?
Americans have extremely low street cred in the international tourist environment, this as the result of George W. Bush, republicans, the American news media, the American education system, privatized health care, and everything else non-Americans talk shit about when they talk shit about America…
The bees of the world are dying. All of them. This is not something new. But now the bee plague – “colony collapse disorder,” which is either caused by a virus or a pesticide or a fungus or a combination of all three, no one really knows – is starting to raise serious concerns.
Aside from their ‘zine-like’ Internet personas, these individuals are moreover likely to keep Moleskines in which they write terrible poetry in highly visible positions in coffee shops and other public areas, promote “foreign film” and lace their status updates with words in French, occasionally German.
nOOkist’s “statistics” “show hard, raw numbers… about your sexual lifestyle and what it will take to make a difference in your life.” And in your “session log,” you can even record the position(s) in which you had sex! And they want your former sexual partners contact information. What an awesome, stoic, intelligent idea for a website.
The Professional Profile Pic attempts to convey relevancy (i.e. irrelevancy) by ‘re-interpreting’ the traditional business profile picture circa the 1990’s and is engineered to procure in the viewer the belief that the individual is a sincere, well-rounded, no-nonsense, capable type of guy/girl who “gets the job done.”
You’re on an extended European vacation with your long-term monogamous girlfriend of two and a half years. In search of the “authentic European dining experience,” the two of you plan a night out on the town in one of Europe’s premier tourist destinations. But it could go all wrong. Thought Catalog’s first Choose Your Own Adventure inside!
Have another minor epiphany, this time about your family. Realize that none of them have done any of the things they said you could and would do. Bring this up to your father. Say “everyone in our family is average. No one has done anything. I feel really average. None of you have done anything.” He can only offer that he realized this way later in life than you did, so you must be off to a good start of some sort.
Today in a live Q&A session with Tao Lin and Megan Boyle of MDMAfilms it was revealed that the two have been married in Las Vegas and have “made around $2000” from the venture.