“I checked myself out of the ICU today after a miraculous night of healing – not really an hospital type of guy. Injuries across my body but no single one will kill me – although I need to consult Alex Stella on this. The worst was having a dislocated shoulder for 32 hours before they could re-set it – worst pain I have ever felt.”
Monokini 2.0 is an art project dedicated to expanding “what is accepted and considered beautiful by designing a swimwear collection for women who have gone through breast cancer.”
Basically, if you’re a resident of Washington DC, San Francisco, or New York City, don’t look unless you feel like killing yourself today (or moving to Rochester, MN, which after adjusting for cost of living has the highest median wage in the United States).
This unnamed high school dude’s impressive Michael Jackson routine shows off some pretty awesome skills, and the crowd is understandably wild for him.
According to Crossfire anchor S. E. Cupp, when it comes to global warming, the most important thing is what the public believes, not the data and facts scientists have collected (like their prediction that sea levels could rise three to five feet over the next 100 to 200 years due to climate change).
I knew I was in love when I pulled his body from a car wreck. A semi truck hit us from the side, totalling my car and bruising my leg. I could barely walk, but all I could think of was getting him out of there.
“This story was our idea… and we have 4 clients in it! Go Team!!” tweeted Suzanne Rosnowski, founder of public relations…
The owner of this car, for whom this most recent NYC snowstorm is certainly perfect, is probably having a pretty crappy day. But by leaving a new-ish Mini Cooper out on the street with a taped-on driver’s side window long enough for the snow to accumulate like that, s/he may or may not have been asking for a break-in.
Just in from TMZ: authorities may have discovered several cookie jars of weed, three bongs, and four or five empty bottles of codeine — the main ingredient in sizzurp — in a raid they conducted that sought video of Bieber egging a neighbor’s house last week.
After two weeks off, due to Thanksgiving followed by a hellishly-busy week during which a few of our remote staff visited…