The Problem With First Dates (Or, How To Really Really Really Not Get Laid)
The first problem
is that we are at Tony Roma’s.
Don’t get me wrong,
I will eat the fuck out of some ribs,
but every person in this room
looks exactly like my dad
What I Mean When I Say Survivor
I, too
have loved men
who named my mouth
ashtray
Little Red Riding Hood Addresses The Next Wolf
I will gut you if I need to.
I will carve my way out
with only my teeth.