6 Cooking Lessons I’ve Learned From Watching ‘Chopped’
I’ve been in love with the Food Network for a long time. After college, my favorite thing to do after work was…
A Caveman’s Response To The Paleo Diet
It’s everywhere. In your stupid folded paper magazines, and your nonsensical Pinterest picture board, and on your Rachael Ray television programs, which might be a joke about how bad television programs can be, or might be an actual show.
What Goes Through My Mind Every Time I Watch Catfish
What’s it gonna be this week? I mean, we’ve had pretty much every permutation, right? We’ve had gays pretending to be straights, guys pretending to be girls, girls pretending to be guys, transgendered pretending to be origi-gendered, and of course lots and lots of fats pretending to be skinnies. That’s a pretty big one for Catfish.
The 8 Best Ways For ‘Breaking Bad’ To End
3. Skylar Turns Walter In, Marries John Stamos.
What It’s Like To Eat A Cinnabon
Essentially, the Cinnabon is the Death Star of breakfast pastries.
Why Your Favorite Party Game Sucks
Taboo: Love the game, hate the buzzer.
I’m Not Trying To Be A Jerk Here, But Can I Marry My Cat Now? Because I Want To Marry My Cat
Truth be told, I’m not entirely convinced Henry is on-board for the nuptials, as our relationship is mercurial at best.
What My New TV Has Taught Me About Love
My new television comes with Twitter. I have no idea why.
In Defense Of Girly Drinks
Mudslides taste so good that we are willing to drink them even though they’re named after a MUDSLIDE.
I Am A Man, And Rachel Maddow Is My Crush
When I want to get a little naughty, I turn to the naughtiest place of all: MSNBC, weeknights at 9pm.