It’s Not Our Fault We Fall In Love, It’s Chemical
There are no soulmates, no meant-to-be’s, and certainly no The One. Poetry, astrology, or whatever else you believe in have nothing to do with it.
5 Reasons To Not Go To Work Today
The office will be there tomorrow and the day after that, but here? Who will make the eggs if you’re not here?
What Kind Of Coffee Snob Are You?
Yuppie Hipster? Basic Bitch? Find out here.
Should You Move Out Of The City?
Are you prepared to be disconnected from “news” of the world that constantly refreshes with nothing real to report and from “friends” that share banalities to make you feel less alone? Are you prepared to be alone? Are you prepared for the quiet—the deep quiet—and the tiny new sounds that come with it?
That Summertime Sadness
The streets of neighborhoods that held you like arms in the quiet dark have found you again, and they are relentless.
Why You Should Not Date A Girl Who Writes
Like most things she has known and loved, your initial brilliance will dull with time and with familiarity.
Your Official Guide To Having Ennui
I am here to provide you with the Official Guide to Ennui you never asked for: what it is, how to diagnose it, and what to do if you have it. Fear not, fellow sufferers, my degree in French literature will lead you through these trying times. At least then it will be good for something.
On Being Medicated
The world was not something you were forced to be in; you wanted to be in it, badly, and wanted it in you. You wanted to put your hands on it and breathe it in. What was that like, again?
Dating When You’re 13 Vs. 23
Think back to your first boyfriend or girlfriend (or should I say “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”).
20 Things Not To Do This Holiday Season
1. Invite hipsters to an ugly sweater party
(They won’t know how to look for their own kind)