5 Things I Think About Every Sunday Night
1. There’s a weird grey area in friendship/acquaintanceship that is neither “nice person you barely know but see sometimes on Facebook”…
9 Halloween Candies And What They Would Be Like As Boyfriends
Candy Corn is addicted to meth and tries to have sex with your sister.
13 Women On The Weirdest Thing They Look For In A Partner
“I love really fucking bony guys. Collarbones, ribs, hipbones, all of it. I want to feel like I’m cuddling with a skeleton. Lol… seriously.”
7 Celebrities People Are Incapable Of Having Rational Opinions About
Society seems totally willing to give every child star a pass on their coming-of-age turmoil, except when it comes to Justin Bieber.
18 Objectively Rude Things You Can Only Do With Your Best Friend
Respond honestly when they ask you how they look. If there is some constructive criticism to be given, you are the only person in this world they can trust to tell them that they need to get their eyebrows threaded.
I Want To Be The Girl With Fresh-Cut Flowers
Potted flowers and plants, sure. They are beautiful, and they represent, at the very least, your ability to not kill something. But the girl with the fresh-cut flowers is very different and, in my mind, has always been a very specific person.
Dear People Who Send Long Emails About Their Life: No One Cares
The other day, my friend and I were talking about the strange, dare I say extremely white phenomenon of sending multi-thousand-word…
The Definitive Ranking Of Mayonnaise-Based Salads
Some people are disgusted by egg salad, and those people are wrong. Its sulfury goodness is half the appeal. Egg salad is wonderful.
21 Truths You Should Know Before You Move In With A Significant Other
Navigating bathroom use is an awkward and inevitable thing. Eventually they will be aware of the fact that you’re doing a number two, and it’s up to you to decide how far you’re willing to go in the interest of preserving the mystery.
This Is How To Never Get A Second Date With A Girl
Meet her at the bar 15 minutes late, and make sure to emphasize three times in your explanation how busy you are right now, because things are slammed at work.