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After chewing through a couple Good Guys like scrap metal, though, this woman will find the magic D that will put meaning into her life.

And a too-needy text message can easily become probable cause for a man to leave you, to mock you to his friends, to write you off as just another Crazy Girl.

1. When you’re all excited about your new phone and go to show it to someone and they’re like “Oh, yeah,…

Occasionally you convince yourself that it’s a good idea to buy a blazer that costs 12 dollars, and are still somehow surprised when it starts rapidly unraveling on the first day you wear it out of the house.

I couldn’t believe that he could suddenly be this person, that everything could come together so quickly and he and his wife could be smiling at us all knowingly from across the salad bowl and the half-empty bottle of red wine.

Elephant Graveyard For All Your Embarrassing 15-Year-Old Emotions, Expressed In Fall Out Boy Lyrics

I was always the first person to bring up the “they’re not excited to see you when you get home” point, which is apparently totally untrue.

By far the best individual moments you will experience will come as a result of being alone, not in spite of it.

Throughout the series, we get most of our hijinks by following the gang at their local bar in their local city (Cleveland? Boston?), where they gather to deliver the hot goss and flirt with people.

Weirdly long, defensive statuses about people “not respecting their life choices,” which nine times out of 10 means that someone made a snarky joke about their decision to get married or have a child.