‘Time’ Published A Fake Story About Me, Here’s How They Did It
How lazy are you?
How lazy are you?
There’s no quicker path to unhappiness than to stake all your self worth on what other people tell you, or how they perceive you.
“Honey, look at this, listen to me.”
There is an epidemic of women marrying below them.
It’s more empowering and healthy to teach people how to say, and sincerely embrace, “fuck the haters” than to run around, ad nauseum, trying to silence or dissuade every hater for the rest of your life.
3. Sometimes you need to call a friend to give you a ride to the bar… because the bartender routinely drives you home as the town’s ‘taxi service’ is really just a somewhat unreliable guy with a van.
1. When your car breaks down and they have to come help you change your tire or wait with you until the tow truck comes.
Parking. Parking everywhere. Parking wherever you want to. DRIVEWAYS. GARAGES.
This is a really great argument for reincarnation because this baby was definitely a conductor in her past life.
“They literally have no clue.”