Chrissy Stockton

This Is How You Felt About Drugs In 5th Grade And This Is How You Feel Now

This is how you felt about drugs in fifth grade, and this is how you feel now.

You can get a boner after you are dead. Current emotion: 2 bleak 2 bone.

You’ll have to read the rest of the magazine through your own tears.

I don’t really understand what the problem is, I’m only appreciating the culture.

It is not a question of finding an answer to the night of truth but of sitting up with one another through the night.

You have currency, don’t throw it away blindly. Spend it on something that will benefit you now and in the future. Get your ROI girl.

But how can you feel passionate about someone who seems like they’re being a baby about their unhappiness?

“Nonsensical Infographics” series by Chad Hagen

Stability isn’t about working a 40 hour a week job for someone else anymore. We want to run our own game.

“I’ve got a head for business and a bod for sin.”