The Hungry Person’s Guide To Impatient Fat Kid Syndrome
Impatient Fat Kid Syndrome (IFKS) is the inability to contain one’s hunger in a logical and/or calm fashion.
Impatient Fat Kid Syndrome (IFKS) is the inability to contain one’s hunger in a logical and/or calm fashion.
1. Try not to fit the bill of the lyrics to ‘No Scrubs’ by TLC.
3. You know your debit card number, the expiration date, and even the security code on the back by heart, because of your constant online shopping habits.
These suggestions are for the Friday, July 26th – Sunday, July 28th.
2. Quicksand
*Closes laptop, rolls over in bed, and pulls sheets over head so can not see the haters… Or the clock, which reads 2:25 PM*
3. Army Pants & Flip-Flops
1. Prying relentlessly to understand your guarded lover and straining to open a tightly sealed pistachio.
1. Headphones.
1. Eat a large meal BEFORE going shopping.