4 (More) Social Situations That Shouldn’t Give Me Anxiety But Do
I don’t know how to take compliments and I’m 83% sure you’re judging me for the speed of my windshield wipers.
I don’t know how to take compliments and I’m 83% sure you’re judging me for the speed of my windshield wipers.
These recommendations are for the weekend: Friday December 20, 2013 thru Sunday December 22, 2013.
4. The thought of putting pants on.
1. Incoming Calls From ‘Restricted’ or ‘Blocked’ phone numbers.
These recommendations are for the weekend: Friday November 8, 2013 thru Sunday November 10, 2013.
These people live in isolation on a farm of misery, growing intolerable crops as they squeeze haterade from their cows’ teats and mix marijuana into bales of hay so they can ride around on their high horses.
3. No shave November declarations.
Every 30-second reminder of your loneliness as you shovel scoops of mashed potatoes into your mouth while watching television on your futon begins with Kay.
I will meet you somewhere extravagant. Target. At a matinee showing of a Tyler Perry movie. Applebee’s happy hour.
1. Front camera mode on your phone: 10