21 Songs For When It’s Not You, It’s Definitely Them
Here are 21 songs that pay tribute to ‘out with the old’ and in with the not awful. Always for the better than for them, the literal worst.
This Playlist Will Make Your Monday Less Monday
You don’t hate Mondays, you hate endings.
11 Harsh Truths People Who Work Retail Wish Everyone Else Would Keep In Mind
No one wants to know how your day is. I repeat: no one cares about your day. Nor does anyone care “how it’s going” or “what’s up?”
11 Key Signs You’ve Reached Peak Bleak
You begin to talk to yourself like that overly aggressive football coach who feels that negging their players into submission is doing God’s work.
8 Unexpectedly Crucial Things That Help You Kill It In The Future
3. Your petty expertise(s)
17 Small Tragedies That Will Definitely Happen When You Work In An Office
You will forget to wear deodorant and spend the rest of the day operating with T-rex meets kangaroo arms.
17 Classic New Jersey Arguments No Other State Understands
Pork roll vs. Taylor Ham
How To Fake Your Way Through Prayer (Or Whatever)
“Every day waking up feels a little like when you walk into a room and forget why you went there in the first place. I’m halfway here.”
18 Age-Old Drinking Wisdoms All Real Women Follow
Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”
25 Sacred Promises Real Best Friends Make From The Jump
“You can have a bite.”