“Best part about meeting family is watching them dance around all the little private battles they’ve been fighting with one another for decades because there’s a guest in the house.”
“These poor fucking men. They have nothing but broken shoes and a few clothes, had a third of their family fucking killed by IS, and then they get stared at by fucking Germans with looks of disgust on their faces.”
“I can’t think of many scenarios that would make me want to start tearing a b*tch’s hair out by the roots but this is definitely one of them.”
In this season of thanks and giving, everyone should see this.
“Oh, thank God I can finally stop going on dates!”
Cooking a turkey isn’t hard at all. It is easy. It is one of the easiest things to cook that you could ever cook.
The human body is a wondrous and gross thing.
There hasn’t been anything that quite had the magic of this show, before or since.
“My husband and I lost our virginity to one another and so every year we have a ‘Sexiversary’.”
“I often wake up with my boyfriend holding my hand in his sleep. Like, holy crap, how is it even possible that this man exists?”