28 Sarcastic And Funny Blood Moon Tweets For People Who Are SOOOO Over It Already
The Blood Moon Eclipse became both fun and games last night.
The Blood Moon Eclipse became both fun and games last night.
Expect to be blindfolded, gagged, stuffed in a tiny freezer, go through mock torture, have stuff shoved in your mouth, get spit on, and hear the screams and cries of the dying and soon to die. This is not a joke.
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“Be careful who you give your heart away to because it can only take so much before it won’t love the way it should anymore.”
“My Grandmother is literally the only person alive that my mother is afraid of.”
“I’m woman enough to admit that I used to be the girl who longed to date tattooed men with motorcycles that I couldn’t bring home to daddy.”
Step away from the status update.
“Love? Forget love, it’s time to get tough.”
Behind morning’s rise and evening’s rest there is the hole whether it is shaped like a bullet for some or a memorial for some or a heart for some it is and remains the hole.
“As I lay there I felt like I was very slowly moving upward like I was getting up without getting up and suddenly I felt like I was in two places at once.”