The 10 Greatest Rappers By Era
So, Billboard decided to release an abomination of a “Top 10 Greatest Rappers” list a few days ago. Not only were…
Harlem Shake? No, You’re A Dickhead
A feeling of nostalgia swept over me as I assumed I was about to be thrust into yesteryear where XXXXXL tees were in fashion, a time when determining your MySpace Top 8 was an enormous task, and confidants in St. Louis told Nelly it was okay to wear band-aids on his face.
iPhones, Samsungs, And Uncommitted Sex
I have walls, I have barriers. I’m overly calculated and logical. I don’t express my feelings. Sometimes I’m removed and a little cold.
Reflections On 40 Sober, Sexless Days
“She’s ugly” turned into “she’s okay.” “She’s okay” turned into “she’s hot.” And “she’s hot” turned into Cassie Ventura.
Dear Lakers, You Make My Heart Ache
My only choices were you, or the Clippers. You were the easy choice, though, as my big brother’s favorite player was Magic “I laid the pipe down one too many times” Johnson.
Why You Must Always Keep Toilet Paper In The Car
One rumbling sound and all they would have to do is look down to see a freezing cold, well-dressed black man with wavy hair looking up at them in confusion as he shat all over someones property.
The Only Guide To Successful Summer Frolicking
I’ve seen many a decent man fall victim to the screen capture function of a smartphone due to his lack of thirst control. Heartless women have posted conversations for the world to see where the unsuspecting victim was showering her with praise, with her replying nothing more than the dreaded, one-syllable “K.”