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Are you crashing after your Candy Crush high? Getting angry at yourself for playing another round of Angry Birds? Well, meet Sayer, your new phone-based addiction.

It’s not that I don’t have the time to work on this script but rather, I have too much time. Endless days of unemployment and uncertainty. Right now, I just don’t know what to do with the story. And this lack of air coming into my lungs is making it difficult for me to think logically and comedically. I am paralyzed by the unknown.

We did it! We pulled our asses out of bed, restrained from hitting “snooze” on our alarms and made it to class.

Airplane travel isn’t easy; you’re forced to sit in a seat only a toddler would find comfortable, your knees jammed into your chest, fearing for your life that blood clots are developing in your legs due to lack of movement.

Los Angeles vs. New York is a rivalry as classic as Betty vs. Veronica, as old as the Montagues vs. the Capulets. But really, they aren’t comparable. Los Angeles is its own unique being; a place that I have grown to love.

While many of the reviews you read online will go deep into dissecting the film, I offer you the opposite – my most surface, superficial observations. Suggested taglines and ratings included.

The holiday commemorates some kick-ass rebels, the Maccabees, who fought against the Greeks to take back land that was stolen from them.

I find the world we live in is scary enough. There’s ISIS, Ebola, and that plane is still missing! Why do we need to go out of our way on Halloween to bring more fear upon us?