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I’ve been a bartender across the country, including New York City, where I saw the best and worst of 4am.

In case you didn’t hear, Cheerios had the nerve to assume it was OK to make a cute commercial with a mixed-race couple. You know, because it’s 2013.

It turns out, I’ll do anything for money.

Just before we started the experiment an intern took me grocery shopping. I was allowed to buy whatever I wanted except no caffeine.

Take it easy on the “scaring bikers” to teach them a lesson or whatever you are trying to do when you gun your motor past us or purposely drive really close to us, trying to freak us out. This isn’t Death Race.

I guessed they were all friends but then I heard the woman say, “Get away from me!” and “Don’t touch me!” as she shoved the bigger guy away from her.

First of all, you have to get on their lists. I started by hunting Craigslist.

I was 24 and, while not gay, ever since college I had been getting more attention from gay men than from heterosexual women.