13 Phases Of Being A Drunk White Girl
Why is everyone upside down?
Why is everyone upside down?
1. I will always be your Blair Waldorf.
3. Not texting us first.
3. The first day of school is a nightmare.
3. You will fight absolutely anyone who misquotes the Bible.
5. Drunk texting my mom.
2. I LIVE TO PLEASE YOU, people in the comment section of online articles. I live to obey your laws, your beliefs, and your viewpoints on the entire world as a whole.
4. Thank me if I saved you some money.