How To Get It Together For The New Year
Make little changes in your apartment that will make you feel more of a grown-up. Buy a flat sheet or higher thread count. Keep a succulent alive.
In One Year I’ve Had 99 Problems, But A Bitch Was Not One
In the last 365 days a lot of problems have come my way and many more things changed for me this year than in the 26 years that preceded it.
It Was The Summer Of 2013
It was the summer of 2013 and I made a lot of poor relationship choices.
An Open Letter Of Apology From The State Of Florida
Please receive this letter as a formal apology from the State of Florida. It is time we own up to our offenses and try to make amends with the rest of the country.
A Comprehensive List of “Shit ___ Say” Videos That Need To Be Made
Shit Babies Say. Shit Dogs Say. Shit Guys Say to Mall Shopping with Their Girlfriends. Shit Drunk Girls Say to Other Drunk Girls. Shit Drunk Girls Say to Guys (In General). Shit Upper Class White Girls Say to Middle Class White Girls.
11 Things We Survived Together In 2011
In a year riddled with pre-election year politics, the death of two horrible men and the commencement of the Occupy movement, we need to take a look at the crucial moments we were able to survive together.