17 Things That Happen When You’re Secretly (And Painfully) Shy
You prefer nights in, and actually need to be alone sometimes. You don’t feel like you’re missing out, or that you’re bored — in fact, those thoughts never even cross your mind.
You prefer nights in, and actually need to be alone sometimes. You don’t feel like you’re missing out, or that you’re bored — in fact, those thoughts never even cross your mind.
“Am I doing something wrong with my life because I’m not shopping in the corporate business suiting section?”
This person probably knows how you feel — the only thing they don’t know is why you don’t admit to it. Come on. Everyone knows. You’re fooling no one. You, my friend, are a Disney interlude come to life.
Taylor Swift: Your Future Ex-Girlfriend (Makes More Money Than You Ever Will)
Having someone there to share it with you might be nice, but it doesn’t make anything more complete than it was before. It just means you get to share your dozens of little happinesses with one more person.
The problem is accepting being “bad” as a limitation. As a sentence. As if there’s nothing in our power to right what we perceive to be “wrong.” And that’s simply not true.
If you’re not interested in having a healthy love life, by all means, use this song as a blueprint. (Just maybe don’t compare yourselves to dolphins. That’s weird.)
Walking in heels and feeling like people can hear you coming from three miles away, therefore trying to tiptoe and also not look like a baby zebra all at the same time.
Really, the only way this could be any more of a guilty pleasure is if Channing Tatum burst out onto the stage with a puppy or a baby (or both), and one of these guys sort of looks like Magic Mike if you squint, so we’re all good here.
Because the heartbreak is proof that you cared. That in the sea of people who are so hellbent on proving that nothing and nobody will ever get to them, you called bluff. That you were brave enough to care. You were brave enough to love.