Making Out Is Always The Best, And 30 Other Everyday Truths
1. I don’t care that baby carrots aren’t “actual carrots.” Because they ARE actual carrots. They’re just carrots cut up into…
1. I don’t care that baby carrots aren’t “actual carrots.” Because they ARE actual carrots. They’re just carrots cut up into…
The times you get to break your ever-existing dry spell, you can be as loud as you want to be about it.
I can’t… with the PR girl in my office who I know I know from somewhere and I know she knows that…
I heard something once on a television show or maybe from a comedian, that went like this: If you don’t have…
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Let’s face it: The argument for chivalry being dead is a strong one. But, once every full moon, when the breeze…
Another year, another massive batch of failed dating stories. It seems that, in your 20s, these anecdotes are never-ending. Or are…
Dear my new shower, I love you. No, really. I love you. And I’ve never said that to any other shower…
Too many times to count I’ve thought to myself “I wonder what it would be like to have a penis for…
Before Britney Spears married Kevin Federline, shaved her head and attacked a car with an umbrella, she did one thing right.…