I Was Racially Profiled, But As The Wrong Race
I smiled at the officer, due to both my excitement to be home and my general rule of thumb to smile at strangers who could potentially ruin your life.
The 5 Most Awkward Things I’ve Said In Bed (That Still Got Me Laid NSFW)
As a full-blooded, completely self-aware awkward person (I have a bad habit of giving high fives at the end of dates), I am prone to saying a lot of stupid shit.