6 Facts That You Didn’t Know About Some Of The Biggest News Stories of 2013 (Because I Made Them Up)
1. The Birth of the British Royal Baby Prince William actually bit that baby out of Kate Middleton’s womb, just like…
25 New Things To Worry About When You Worry About “Having It All”
You shouldn’t only be panicking about how you’ll manage to combine a satisfying career, a rewarding love life, owning a home, and raising kids—you should also be worrying about how you’re going to get the rest of “it all”!
8 Sitcoms From The 90s, Rebooted As Modern-Day Cable Dramas
But a daring prison escape leaves Urquelle on the loose, and the Winslow family under violent siege by one of Urquelle’s henchmen–the lethal and extremely irritating Steve Urkel.
The 4 Most Important Dating Lessons Taught By Classic Horror Films
Okay, 90% of what horror movies have to teach us is “Don’t investigate that creaking noise in the garage, especially if you hear it immediately after losing your virginity.” But I believe that horror movies can offer guidance on a wider array of topics than just how to best avoid getting stabbed by a dude in a mask from Party City.
30 Things You Should Be Able To Do By The Time You’re 30
With technology and society moving so quickly, it’s no wonder your life probably looks nothing like your parents’ did at your age. Back in their day, 30 usually meant having a family of your own, or finding the job you’d keep until you retired.
Choose Your Own Emotionally Harrowing, Late-Early-Adulthood Adventure!
You drink too much on an empty stomach at an after-work cocktails thing, and corner a co-worker. You go on a rant that begins with your thoughts about Sarah Michelle Gellar’s career missteps, but somehow ends up on your troubled relationship with your stepmother.
How To Finally Do That Cool Thing You’ve Always Wanted To Do
But I am writing to tell you to do that thing anyway. It might not make you rich, but it will make you happier, more confident, more relaxed, more present–more able to truly, deeply enjoy that video of the bulldog eating the cheese.
Some Personal Worst-Case Scenarios For The Rest Of 2013
I become unable to grow hair any place on my body besides the inside of my mouth.