Bone, Marry, Kill: Parks and Rec’s Ben Wyatt, Ron Swanson, Chris Traeger
There’s cute nerd Ben Wyatt, grumpy woodsman Ron Swanson and high-energy health nut Chris Traeger.
There’s cute nerd Ben Wyatt, grumpy woodsman Ron Swanson and high-energy health nut Chris Traeger.
Though April’s soulmate is Andy, her true counterpart is her one-time boss Ron Swanson.
I wanna like, club her over the head and drag her back to my apartment so she can be my World of Warcraft-playing, poker-loving, sexy wife.
Which. Okay, creepy. Super creepy. Totally. I get it.
“It’s a sad story,” you say. “The sooner you realize that, the easier it’ll be for you.”
These two had a rocky start but who doesn’t love a happy ending to a high school crush? Hardly any of us get one.
I’m gonna dance to this song at my wedding if I ever get married. It’s so, so beautiful.
It was then that I realized I was watching porn with a stranger.
The person who emailed Jennifer framed their jerkiness as concern about her health and the health of young girls, but is that really the case?
Frustrated by the state of his steak, Ron tells a blank-faced restaurant employee to bring him all of the bacon and eggs the establishment has. Then, he delivers the most sincere, Ron Swanson-y line of all.