Bic “For Her” Pens: For Ladies Who Can’t Use Pens Good
While this product is a Godsend for me, my friend doesn’t identify as strictly a man or a woman. I wonder if Bic has plans to put out pens “For Ze,” “For Hir” or “For Genderqueer.”
Are We Ever Gonna Date Or What?
No, I went alone. You did too? Oh, cool. When? Oh! Weird. We both went Saturday. Alone. To a movie we both wanted to see. Hm.
A New York Times Theater Review Of Aaron Goldfarb’s Bar Mitzvah
As if that weren’t enough, Mr. Goldfarb, 13, fails to deliver as the show’s lead. His puberty-ridden voice is scratchy, high-pitched and (sometimes charmingly) raw on the opening blessings, but soon grows grating in the longer haftorah chanting.
Do My Reoccurring Stress Dreams Mean Anything?
The stress dream I have about my teeth usually goes like this: I’m sitting with some people, on a carpet or out to dinner or wherever, and I start to nonchalantly pull my teeth out one by one.
Giving Birth To A Rapist’s Child: One Woman’s Story
Anyone who claims they KNOW a woman who was “legitimately raped” would NEVER keep the baby is a liar and a sociopath who doesn’t understand the nuances of humanity.
5 Ways To Improve The Morning Ritual
What are the actual odds that without opening Twitter first thing, I’ll somehow not find out about the zombie apocalypse until it’s too late? Don’t answer that. This is an actual reoccurring stress dream I have. I don’t want to know.
A Professional Golfer Explains His Choice Of Wardrobe To A Drag Queen
Right, so let’s start with the pants. When I saw that they were somehow able to combine floral, paisley and plaid, I knew I had to have them.
Would You Enter An Amateur Porn Festival?
One of the taglines is: “Be a porn star for a weekend, not for the rest of your life.”
53 Arrested Development Jokes You Might Have Missed
Tobias is an albino black man.
Quitting Coffee Is Proving Impossible
He said, how much coffee do you drink a day? I laughed in his face.