Rejected Olympic Events For Lazy People
It also requires the ability to discern when exactly your alarm has gone off for the last time before it’s absolutely imperative that you get out of bed. It’s really more math than athletics, actually.
Why Do We Laugh At What’s Not Funny And Why Don’t We Debate?
While arguing on the internet is par for the course, in group settings, we’ll do anything to avoid confrontation. Social norms, Ehrlinger argues, dictate that we avoid embarrassing others — lest we fall victim to “second-hand embarrassment.”
Things I Could Have Done In The Amount Of Time It Takes To Straighten My Hair
A girl I dated used to mock me anytime I’d put straightener to tendril. “You’re succumbing to the patriarchy this morning, I see,” she’d tease.
I’m Rewatching Buffy: A Review Of Seasons 1 and 2
Aging (n); watching Buffy all the way through for the first time and crushing on Xander, then watching Buffy again and crushing on Giles.
Movies Michael Cera And Jesse Eisenberg Should Star In Together
“St-st-stop! In the name of the law! Like, if you want to. Sorry. Sorry. That was so lame. Um. Just like, please don’t break any laws? If you want. Okay. I’ll just go now.”
I WANT ALL THE DOGS
“Sorry! Haha! You don’t need to see all those pictures of dogs that look exactly the same.” Yes. Yes. I do.
The Good Girl In The Family
There’s a constant fear of falling from grace since so much of my self-image is wrapped up in being “good.”
The Hottest Male Animated Characters: Part 2
As long as he keeps his mouth shut, Archer could get it.
Sally Ride Comes Out In Her Obit, Was A Boss
In a single, simple line at the end, Ride is said to be survived by “Tam O’Shaughnessy, her partner of 27 years.” That was it. No big magazine cover. No revelation on Oprah. No scandal. No controversy. No politics. Just love.
A Short, Non-Comprehensive List Of #BisexualProblems
It can be super disappointing when some girl does the up-and-down eyes at you but stops on your sparkly gold TOMs. Damn it, lady. My boobs are up here!