Lily Allen Is Better At Boy-Bashing Songs Than Taylor Swift
Whereas Taylor lives in fantasy, Lily sings about real-life, real-world freaking problems for women.
Ever Wanted To Dress Up Like A Jew?
“Trick or treat! How come you never call anymore?!”
9 Ways To Improve Twitter
Be able to see the tweet that caused a certain person to unfollow you.
If This Boy Gets 1M Facebook Likes, His Crush Will Sleep With Him
If Petter really respected Cathrine, why treat her like a prize he’s won for going viral?
A Non-Directioner Can’t Believe Zayn Malik Isn’t Everyone’s Favorite
He looks like he’s set to star in a Bollywood version of ‘The Outsiders.’
10 People You Will Meet On Tumblr
Stay away from me, Tumblr foodies. You’re all life-ruiners.
Today Sucks
No one is being productive. No one is getting anything worthwhile done. (Or maybe they are, but who wants to think about that, right? Then, today sucks because you’re not one of those people okay, how about that?)
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
What if you said, “I really don’t give a flying f–k about trying to compromise with you anymore?” And you meant it.
15 Signs You’re Turning Into Your Mom
You tell friends they need a heavier jacket or say things like, “Put on another scarf before we go out. You can’t possibly be warm enough in that.”
Jodie Foster Owes You Nothing
We have had some of the same experiences and that binds us, but we have also had many, many different experiences and I think I was being insensitive to sweep those under the rug in favor of some kind of LGBTQ army that all does what I think is right, or what I would do — and have chosen to do — myself.