A Look Inside The Mind Of A Girl Who Is Admittedly Single AF
I love the simple fact that I do not have a boyfriend to worry about! I don’t have to constantly think that he is dead because he hasn’t answered my texts for a week!
I love the simple fact that I do not have a boyfriend to worry about! I don’t have to constantly think that he is dead because he hasn’t answered my texts for a week!
While you may have settled on your taken lifestyle, I am not willing to do so with mine. If you would like me to seriously consider settling down, please present me with a man that I do not have to “settle” for.
Tis the season where all single ladies want to do nothing but settle into feetie Christmas pajamas with a flask full of egg nog, a plate full of Christmas cookies and curse Santa for not putting a delicious hunk of man under their tree.
Listen fellas, we get it. Dating a woman can be challenging, intimidating and quite confusing. While we do change our minds more than we change our shoes, women are basic creatures with basic needs. If you would like to date us, it is fairly simple.
The laws of nature dictate that a male should pursue a female, not the other way around.
Here’s why you SHOULD be on his speed dial as “Speedy Delivery.”
Gentlemen, please take vigorous notes and update your profiles immediately.
There will be less reasons to drink at the convent, because you won’t have the male species driving you to the point of insanity, but doesn’t it feel nice to know that you have 24/7 access to the sweetness joy in life and you don’t even need to pay for it?!