8 Things You Need To Know If You Want To Get (And Keep!) A Woman
Have. A. Sense. Of. Humor.
Have. A. Sense. Of. Humor.
Deinonychus would have been the gangs, the big bad bitches of the school. They hunted in packs and, like other raptors, had sickle-shaped claws used to hack their prey to shreds.
“Why?” is the most important question.
But honestly, most of the people I naturally end up befriending are so unhip that they don’t even get the significance of art school or New York. In short, I am not cool.
Yeah, of course I want a stable boyfriend. But unfortunately the craziest people also make the best conversationalists. Not to mention the best conversations.
I want a guy who’s blunt, unapologetic, and original. I want a guy who can read me well enough to know how to dominate me. I want a guy who can balance me perfectly with everything else he loves, but in the end he will love me more.
“But it’s human nature to talk about people,” you say. Well yeah, maybe people do feel a need to vent about a friend who does annoying things in front of them. But that’s different than outright betraying someone’s trust.