Thought.is

Have you ever been inside an ad agency? If you haven’t, you should, if only to realize you are not as cool as you think.

Social media ninja. Certified foodie. Dancer like no one’s watching.

September 2009 and I am on the toilet in Starbucks thinking of prepositions for a lesson on prepositions.

Fine, flossy pubic hairs that, when found on a shower wall, cause one to think, “Our existence is evanescent and soft. We are flickering lights on a dock at night.”

Welcome to the ~*gReAt gAy aMeRiCaN nOvEl*~

She sounds like nails on a chalkboard if Nails On A Chalkboard had a vascular system and could talk about Benghazi.

Kierkegaard was a man with well-developed deltoids like Magic Mike.

It was a photography project that consumed most of his life, at least for 365 days.

I dreamt that my MacBook’s trackpad was a vagina and every time I touched it, it snapped shut and broke my forefinger.