I Wish I Was The Girl Who…
The girl with the crooked smile that slants in just the right way.
We’re All So Terribly Young And Beautiful
I’ve never been more acutely aware of the realities of aging.
This Is About Talking To Boys In Bars
“What do you do?”
Driving And Freedom
You know, I cried for two hours straight the first time I took my driver’s test and failed right after my sixteenth birthday.
40 Of The Most Annoying Things, Like, Ever
18. A police car driving behind you.
This Is The End Of Partying
Last week, my best friend texted me from Sundance, the momentary mecca of hip, “Is it so sad that I’m just not into the idea of a party scene anymore?”
This Is My Open Letter To The Former Love Of My Life, Vodka
You probably think I feel like I’m too good for you, that I’ve grow out of our relationship, and maybe you’re right.
11 Things You Need To Do To Move In With Your Significant Other Without Murdering Each Other
Be strict about getting rid of clothes.
He Stands In The Kitchen Asking Why I Don’t Love Him Anymore
I think about how laptops have a mechanism that locks the hard drive when it begins to fall. That’s me. I’m falling.
A Breakup Letter To My Dream Job
I don’t need you anymore because I’ve decided that whatever I’m doing at any moment that brings me the smallest inkling of joy is my new measure of success.