“And even though we aren’t techically dating right now, I know she’ll soon see that I’m the right guy for her. I’m a good guy. She’ll soon see that we are MEANT to be with each other.”
Well, that escalated quickly…
“#PrimeDay is like when grandma says ‘help yourself to the candy jar!’ but it has nothing but raisins and sugar-free salt water taffy.”
The “bowel movement bandit” could have pooped on as many as 100 local area cars.
“Worked at a call center where they advised us to wear diapers because taking a break was frowned upon. Quit the first time I had to take a piss.”
Not your typical fender-bender.
“The FAFSA is designed to weed out the weaklings. if you survive that application, you can survive college.”
This story will really give you the creeps.
Seconds before the ride would launch them into the air at 60 miles per hour, however, something extremely terrifying happened…
And nobody seems to know why…