James Altucher

This Is About The Time I Forced Her

I forced Claudia to do something she didn’t want to do. She was scared, but I still made her do it.

I will tell you another story. Don’t tell anyone please. It’s our secret.

We were all told a lie.

I feel inadequate. And there’s not much I can do about it. Or even want to do about it. I actually like the feeling.

I had to interrupt him. I was too curious. I thought I would die if I didn’t ask.

“There are three types of people,” astronaut Chris Hadfield told me, “-1, 0, and +1.”

Rich Roll was having a heart attack on his staircase. He was fat. He hated his work. He was unhappy.

I wrote a blog post that was horrible. Claudia said, “People won’t relate.”

I will tell you this: when I was growing up, my parents didn’t say nice things about Jesus.

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