How To Be A Huge Success
The real world is no fun. It crumbles and is sad and empty and lonely and filled with bad people.
Thank God At Least Half My Life Is Over. Good Riddance.
My 11-year-old called me to wish me a happy birthday so I told her the really good news: “I’m just glad…
How To Get An MBA From Eminem
And what does Eminem do with his victory? He can do anything.
The Ultimate Cheat Sheet On Having A Completed Education
Charlemagne was born April 2, 742. There’s no way I’m going to remember that past one hour from now.
Lies We Tell Ourselves To Be Liked
It is not easy for me to be honest. I grew up thinking I had to lie to people to get them to like me.
How Breakdancing Saved My Life
I went up to these kids in a club and I told them I would pay them ten pounds if they could teach me how to breakdance.
This Is What Love Is.
“How do I stop loving a girl who doesn’t love me,” someone asked me.
How To Raise Children And Get Psychic Powers
First there was the astral projection. There were at least three girls in my class I wanted to see naked and…
You Really Need To Take A Shower
Ideas weave into dreams, turn into Today.
5 New Year’s Resolutions I Am Never Going To Do Again
Yes, that’s right. Goals are a scam.