How To Create Your Fantasy Life

Imagine if you could write for the top sitcom in America, then write movies in Hollywood, and actually make a ton of money doing it.

How To Be An Ultimate Fighter

“This tube you see coming out of me is directly connected with my heart and pumps liquid into it, faking my heart into thinking it’s ok.”

Letter To Me After I Die

We remember you but we mostly focus on our day to day lives and the lives of our own children.

Diary Of An Internet Troll

A few weeks ago, someone claiming to be a full time Internet troll wrote to me and let me ask him questions him about his obsessive trolling.

How To Be A TV Star

The entire time I was on TV was about 90 seconds. I had probably prepared 18 hours for those 90 seconds.