Why Your Sex Life Sucks Right Now, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
TAURUS: You’re stuck in a rut. You do the same thing again and again without any variety.
TAURUS: You’re stuck in a rut. You do the same thing again and again without any variety.
ARIES: You’re used to pretending you don’t care in order to protect yourself.
As soon as you meet them say some crap like: “I’m just letting you know right now, I’m brutally honest. Like no offense but I’m just brutally honest.”
Season nine is going to be a slasher-themed season based on 80’s horror movies.
You are going to get bored of each other over time.
Why did the writers think ten seasons of such a heartfelt, uplifting story should end with a twist ending involving divorce and death? Was the shock value really worth it?
Never feel weird about asking for more foreplay. Never feel guilty about how long it takes for you to finish. Never apologize for expecting an orgasm.
My whole family modeled back in the 80s. Somehow my dad ended up in a brochure for some born again church that said he was a sinner and adulterer until he found Jesus.
Throwing a random persay in a sentence. (It’s spelled per se, and you probably don’t know what it means if you can’t spell it properly.)
When you are following your GPS and accidentally take a wrong turn in an unfamiliar city and your GPS doesn’t update right away so you keep going the wrong fucking way.