Sure, maybe you waste a little bit of time and gas money if your application ultimately doesn’t pay off, but no one is dying, no one is relapsing back down the heroin rabbit hole, and no one is canceling the second season of House of Cards if you don’t get this job.
For, you see, the people who don’t watch TV will surely tell you right away how they don’t watch TV.
There’s admiration, there’s pity, there’s fear; addressing you is what I imagine meeting David Hasselhoff is like.
I should just man up and take the pregnancy test but, alas, I can’t.
I’m sorry, Dad, I honestly didn’t think people were going to be sad at this thing since it was only Aunt May who died.
I’d never know the parents and their litter of children who had left this litter bonanza for me, but I knew then that they would always be a part of my life.
Actual girls, girls we knew, had willingly kissed us, and then, in a twist, they’d kept on kissing us!
Easy, easy, simmer down, there’s plenty of scraps for everyone in this office fridge.
“Honey, we’ve gone over this; Jane and I are just catching up today.”
I know it’s an uphill battle, but capitalism and science aren’t sleeping; nope, they’re out there every day, hustling to make drugs stronger, cheaper, and easier to obtain.