An Open Letter To An Unacceptable Amount Of Mayonnaise
What I received was no sandwich; it was more akin to a small raft of bread floating atop a congealed caloric ocean on its voyage to Type II diabetes.
Man Is The Cruelest Animal
Horrible. Absolutely and completely senseless. Lives, forever ruined in an instant. Endemic terror reverberates from the epicenter shattering our collective sense…