This Is A Story About How Online Dating Works
And I think it was the way he said Manhattan, so cheerfully, that made my heart break, reminding me that I would go on a date with someone so pathetically desperate for love.
This Is A Story About A Pathetic Loser
Youth blinded her. Circumstances get in the way. That’s just how life is.
The Saddest Things You Can Do In This Life
Do the Wal-Mart chant before a shift of work at Wal-Mart
How To Know If You’ve Met Someone With 200 Twitter Followers
I don’t mean to denigrate or embellish. These are just facts, the ways to know if you’ve met someone who has 200 Twitter followers. They are lonely, narcissistic, sad, unemployed, foul-smelling, incompetent, and contagious like herpes.
This Is All I Want
Do I deserve a wife? Or a house perhaps, and a good-sized dog who hardly ever barks.
In The Greatest Blog Post Of All Time
All kale has become pizza.
The Reasons Behind Why God Made Your Favorite Animals
Birds – “Not all birds,” God said, “but most birds, their job is to get up every morning and yell, I’m a bird! Can you hear me? I’m a bird right now!”
The Galaxy Explodes When You Meet Someone New
Now it’s over. She pats your chest and walks to her car. Growing smaller, she is drifting like an ocean tide, and you find yourself suffocating with fondness. Your only oxygen is knowing you will see her again. Your sweatshirt too.
A Diary For The 5 Best Movies Of The 2000s
It was strange, yes, but I liked that the main character would do all that if it meant saving the one he loved. It reinforced the hopeful idea I had that there are no boundaries for a person whose heart is willing.
We Sexted So Much It Got Sexy
But even if Garrison Keillor wasn’t her sexy photographer, that ass, I was so glad to see it when I opened my sexy flip phone. For a time, her butt was my very own prairie home companion.