How A Meatstick Lives And Dies
A fragile meatstick is born unto the world.
A Short List Of The Best Things On Earth
Jenny Slate, The Easter Parade, Pho…
A Short List Of The Worst Things On Earth
Collectives, Online dating, Self-published fiction…
Date A Guy Who Farts
Date a guy who farts. Go to his place. Bring Yankee Candles, an oil reed diffuser and potpourri. Offer them as gifts. Say you always give flowery things to the ones you’re really interested in.
25 Signs You Are A Fake Writer
6. You write lists for the internet.
50 Songs To Brighten Your Day
1. Las Malas Amistades – “Apocaliptica”
Buns Are For Real: An Astounding Story Of Heaven And Butts
In heaven they must sift out hunger and slavery and war, and absolutely there cannot be Twitter or James Franco.
All The Gas I Never Passed
I wanted us to pass gas when we were old and gray, when we could no longer control our gas. But I ruined that. I ruin everything. My God, my gas.
The Life Cycle Of A Failed Writer
Be reminded, for the last time, there is no money in writing, at least not in your brand. Hopefully get a job in marketing. Non-profit work if available. Call this your career.
A Reference Guide To Everything I Blogged From 2010-2012
Academic Coercion – This, I recall, was referring to the factory farming of short stories, their proliferation within MFA schools because of their palatability for grading