I Kissed Dating Goodbye Goodbye
But what if? What if someone spent years praying that God would send someone they could “get dressed up for and daydream about?” What if they never came?
Why You And I Just Are Not Meant For Each Other
If you choose me you’re left with a poor decaying sack of water and meat and bones.
Where You End Up After Thinking Too Much
“Here’s a man who lived. He thought so much. Then he died.”
What Happens After You Delete Your Dating Apps
You don’t go on anymore first dates, that’s great. Yet you often catch yourself in moments of deep sorrow for those who do. You sense their pain in poorly-lit bars across the city like the phantom pains of a lost limb.
100 Tweets Everyone Can Use To Gain All The Followers And Be The Most Popular
24. I hope they didn’t spend much time naming the movie Heist
100 More Tweets Everyone Can Use To Gain Even More Followers And Be Even More Popular
79. Always makes me nervous to see small children carrying even smaller children
100 Tweets Everyone Can Use To Gain Followers And Be Popular
40. If you’re a writer married to another writer I hope at least your divorce is amicable
Thoughts While Reading Your Fiction Story About A Breakup
The line about Falcor is good.
Thoughts While Reading Your Blog Post About Love
This next part reminds of Royal Tenenbaums when Owen Wilson’s character says, “We all know that Custer died at Little Big Horn. But what my book presupposes is, maybe he didn’t?”
Thoughts While Reading Your Think Piece About A Tragedy
But all tragedies are terrible. Don’t be redundant. Worse yet, don’t use clichés to inject emotion into a think piece about a tragedy. There’s plenty there intrinsically.