That Time I Auditioned For The Bachelor

Note to self: I should have added at the top of my Bachelor commandments thou shall try really, really, hard to not say exactly what I’m thinking out loud.

Where Were You On 9/11?

Memories are odd. They come and they go as they please. And sometimes, when we desperately try to remember something, like a person’s name only seconds after meeting them, it feels seemingly impossible.

Twerk

Twerk (n., v., adj.)