Look, fast food is totally delicious and all…but it will eventually kill you. So, if you’re looking for a really unique way to commit suicide, I suggest popcorn-shrimping yourself to death.
I could write a whole spiel about my distaste for the great American scam that is the unpaid internship, but I digress.
Audiences need to let go of their inhibitions and ease themselves back into the world of the Bluths.
3. Taking a huge sip of beer as someone tells me something sad, then choking on the beer and spitting it all over their fifty-page thesis.
Summer trumps everything. It removes the somber from the somber-laden, rejuvenates the spirit, stirs the vapors, and trumps the prescription meds.
Now, what brought Jesus back to life is still a mystery to me, though I am inclined to believe a giant bunny aided the process.
I’m glad everyone’s having such a great time talking about that moment in their lives when they achieved an all-knowing state through a computer game.
I put so much terrible food in my body that, at this point, my stomach has grown as immunity to the worst kinds of bacteria present in low-grade meat, spoiled eggs, regular plutonium, or whatever.
I’m not one to fuss, but I am picky about who I date — so my girlfriend avatar will be controlled by a man who knows his film history.
The consistent electro beat should help you maintain a solid and fluid rhythm. Keep going for the gold!