We Need Weddings For Things Other Than Marriage
Suffice to say that I’m not anywhere close to getting married. But I’ve got a pretty raging heart-boner for throwing — and starring in — a wedding.
Suffice to say that I’m not anywhere close to getting married. But I’ve got a pretty raging heart-boner for throwing — and starring in — a wedding.
This song sounds like the Baby Jesus ringing a single bell into a clear night sky to signal the first flake of snow falling. I believe this song has actual restorative powers.
To affirm your thorough awareness of and concern for a neighborhood, be sure to talk a lot about the “spaces” in it, which is the preferred way to refer to any building, or room in a building, (or yard or alley, which are referred to as “outdoor spaces”.)
It is not possible to be friends with an ex.
No single woman is an island. This is what friends are for.
Get day drunk at any bar that doesn’t have TVs. Drunkenly shout at the bartender like he’s a ref who made a bad call. Tip heavily at the end.
Things that are wrong about her boyfriend: 1) He calls her “Tor,” as if Torrence wasn’t bad enough. Neither of those are real names.
Will coming out speeches ever not make me cry?
When I grow up and become better at nurturing budding friendships, I’m going to absolutely, definitely, maybe call you.
From my not-even-remotely exhaustive observation over the past 6 months of my own burgeoning motherhood, I’ve managed to boil down the classification of your post-baby friends to the following 7 categories. Because generalizations are for winners.