9-Year-Old Explains Love, Death, Politics, And God Better Than Any Adult
My friend told me you can turn into whatever animal you want when you die. Maybe the one that eats your body.
My friend told me you can turn into whatever animal you want when you die. Maybe the one that eats your body.
Sorry boutcha, World War I, but apparently “The Great War” is actually between boobies and Jesus.
The quote on the Statue of Liberty doesn’t say ‘give me your English-speaking only, Christian-believing, heterosexual masses.’
This one will hurt for a long time.
That pencil bed, tho.
In every other relationship, you’re told how unhealthy it is to love someone else more than yourself. And then you have a baby. Suddenly, you’re told you cannot give enough.
If you can’t shake a feeling that a friend really needs you to show up for them – even if you can’t pinpoint why you feel that way or what they might need – chances are it’s for a reason.
His presence in my life was not forced on me, and I (like so many people) will automatically resent any direction my life goes if it’s forced on, even if I would’ve chosen it myself.
30 people told us the one song that, more than any other, brings back memories of their first sexual experience.
Rufus ends up with Lisa Loeb in the end. This show did not give a f*ck. Respect.