Ernest “Papa” Hemingway has been dead for over fifty years, which means he hasn’t been around to experience the creation of milestone achievements like a cell phone, the internet, or yoga pants. But you’d be foolish to argue that his imprint has ever diminished in modern culture.
Not like that, you perv. Why are you always thinking about those types of things? How old are we here?
I was at Cheesecake Factory the other night with my good friend Simmer and our waitress was more or less one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen.
1. Go to Law School
The bar can be an uncomfortable place, especially when you have no idea what to say to people.
Phase One: Where is Everybody?
5. Apologize and say “So sorry, I just have to answer this real quick,” when needing to use your phone. But take as long as you would have, anyway.
Whole Foods is the American Dream made real: The lunch of opportunity.
The first few engagements were pretty exciting to talk about, but now it’s starting to fuel a new channel of anxiety.
In one perspective, Facebook de-friendships have been going on for thousands of years — it’s one person’s final act, the last move to sting the other.