If you’re trying to win someone’s heart, maybe it’s not the best idea to leave a dirty piece of looseleaf paper with a message written in your own blood under their windshield wiper.
it’s possible to literally die from laughter—not from the joke itself, but from the body’s reaction to it.
Do some people surround themselves with pets to avoid figuring out how to deal with other people?
Because flowers make it just that much more passive-aggressive.
Namasté, motherfuckers.
It shatters childhood innocence to learn that Santa Claus is an asshole.
She even called all this so-called gay misogyny a “huge problem,” a statement which by itself is hugely problematic.
Forget all the urban legends and ghost stories and “scary” Hollywood movies: These cases are all real, and they all happened on Halloween.
After months of inaction, search teams have resumed trawling the Indian Ocean for the merest scrap of evidence that Malaysian Airlines…
Pizza is like ice cream—if you don’t like it, you’re probably a murderer.