Do Taxi Drivers Have A Right To Smell Awful?
For tourists visiting a town for the first time, taxi drivers often serve as ambassadors, the human gateway to the sights, sounds—and, often, the smells—of a new city.
Man Dies Of Heart Attack While Masturbating At Sperm Bank
Efforts to resuscitate him proved unsuccessful, and it was later determined that he died of a heart attack, most likely amid the throes of sexual ecstasy.
10 Cases Where Prosthetic Limbs Were Used As Weapons
A leg or an arm—when placed in the wrong hands—can be used as an assault weapon or even a murder weapon.
15 Facts About Left-Handers Like Me
We have nobly endured such tremendous persecution throughout the centuries that it would not be unfair to describe us as the “Jews of Dexterity.”
Calling Someone A “Douchebag” Is Hate Speech
As everyone knows, hate speech isn’t free speech, and it isn’t protected by the First Amendment.
10 Bartenders With The Worst Tattoos
2. Kevin, 24 years old. “I thought whoever saw it would know that I was saying they were the douche. But now when people look at it, they think I’m calling myself a douche, which isn’t the case.”
Parkinson’s Drug Gives Woman Multiple “Unwelcome” Orgasms Daily
A 42-year-old Turkish woman with Parkinson’s disease has quit taking the drug rasagiline because it induced multiple “unwelcome” spontaneous orgasms daily—as many as five per day.
The South: Land Of Racial Harmony
I’ve never seen white and black people get along better than they do down South.
Your Passive-Aggressive Weekly Planner
4. Wednesday
No matter what anyone says to you, reply with, “Looks like I hit a nerve.”
Big Boys Don’t Cry, Which May Be Why They Die
I doubt that women suffer any more than men do; it’s that women cry more loudly.